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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:45:50 -0400

paroxism: theblackship: brookwheresmallfishswim: zehausja: I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:45:44 -0400

theblackship:

brookwheresmallfishswim:

zehausja:

I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.

I have broken the oath to myself.

I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.

But this must be done.

gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„

I AM CRYING

elvendork: past-crowry: crowry: crowry: how many jackets can i wear at one time the answer is a...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 09:20:37 -0400

elvendork:

past-crowry:

crowry:

crowry:

how many jackets can i wear at one time

the answer is a hoodie, a sweatshirt, a scarf, and a jacket

about an hour and a half after this picture was taken i became overly warm and discovered that I could not move my arms far enough with three jackets to remove the top sweatshirt

i had to go downstairs and ask my parents for assistance.

they have not yet stopped laughing about it

remember when

"push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to..."

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 09:19:03 -0400

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push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

”

- Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness (via pigmenting)

whosagoodpig: This is great.

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 09:16:36 -0400

whosagoodpig:

This is great.

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Fri, 07 Jun 2013 09:06:21 -0400

littlelaurakitten: I want every person on this earth to know how good tummy rubs are because for...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 09:06:05 -0400

littlelaurakitten:

I want every person on this earth to know how good tummy rubs are

because for real

friendly tummy rubs

sexy tummy rubs

sleepy tummy rubs

spooning tummy rubs

mother

fucking

tummy

rubs

1los: Hold Close - IngridTan

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 06:20:09 -0400

1los:

Hold Close - IngridTan

My actual life everyone Yes.

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 05:30:36 -0400

My actual life everyone

Yes.

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Fri, 31 May 2013 06:51:28 -0400

mikeyfriskeyhands: bunnyinafez: iwantfitbody: madamedepompador: winchesterwolves: moniker-padack...

Fri, 31 May 2013 03:46:44 -0400

mikeyfriskeyhands:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

NOT SINGLE CANADA

montondemierda:

Thu, 30 May 2013 04:34:50 -0400

montondemierda:

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Wed, 29 May 2013 08:24:57 -0400

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Wed, 29 May 2013 07:53:20 -0400

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Tue, 28 May 2013 22:17:29 -0400

collegehumor: 5 Songs Covered by Chickens “Some Nights” by...

Tue, 28 May 2013 21:58:23 -0400

collegehumor:

5 Songs Covered by Chickens

“Some Nights” by Fun

All-Clucking Version ft. Amy Poehler & Michael Buble (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)

wildlingoreiad: crying tears of jealousy

Mon, 27 May 2013 11:18:11 -0400

wildlingoreiad:

*crying tears of jealousy*

icanspeaktocats: I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.

Mon, 27 May 2013 05:35:00 -0400

icanspeaktocats:

I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.

i-sniff-sharpies: Cats that just couldn’t

Mon, 27 May 2013 05:34:26 -0400

i-sniff-sharpies:

Cats that just couldn’t

verothexeno: justsomebrony: mad-monkette: digitonicelectronic:...

Thu, 16 May 2013 07:41:39 -0400

verothexeno:

justsomebrony:

mad-monkette:

digitonicelectronic:

Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly

OH

MY

GOD

This is perfect.

Isn’t music just grand

This suddenly makes me enjoy this dance/video haha

screaming

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH. I WILL LOVE THIS FOREVER :’D